|Cinematic history's most inept lil' bruh|
Stupid, fat millenialses. What's bye weeks, precious?
-You couldn't possibly respond as Gollum this whole time...right?
Oh yes we could!
-Over my dead body.
Give it to us rrrrrraw, and wrrrrrrigling.
-Alright, this is getting weird. Besides, this was supposed to be a "Godfather" comparison.
We must rid us of ourselves first, precious.
*-Yes, I realize that Fredo is, technically and chronologically, Michael's older brother, which throws a bit of a cog into this allegory's potential if I intend to represent UM as Michael and MSU as Fredo, which I do. However, I don't think anyone would argue that Fredo was emotionally or psychologically older than Michael. Therefore, if you're seriously going to get that hung up on it, please coat yourself in seal blood and wade into the ocean**, because you're ruining everyone's good time.
**-That was kind of mean. Don't actually do that. But maybe definitely stop being ~that~ guy. Or ~that~ girl (FerGodSakes: harbinger of equality in the college football blogosphere)
[After the jump, I eventually decide that we'll win. Or lose. No, win. NO, LOSE. NO WAIT-]