MICHIGAN [6-1 (2-1)] defeats INDIANA [3-4 (1-2)], 63-47
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| Young (Michigan Alum) David Alan Grier? |
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| Pictured: Michigan Offense, rediscovered |
First off, this reference to Spielberg's "Hook" (1991), a landmark achievement in Giant Crocodile cinema technology, was not at all random, and will be of use later in this piece.
SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT, THEN STRAIGHT ON 'TIL MORNING:
